Well, my nose is too big, but I’m still okay,
And I have crooked teeth, but I’m still okay,
And my feet are so huge, but I’m still okay,
I’m the best friend that I’ll ever have, says my dad,
The best friend that I’ll ever have.

Well, I can’t roller skate, but I’m still okay,
And I sing way offkey, but I’m still okay,
And I can’t win a race, but I’m still okay,
I’m the best friend that I’ll ever have, says my dad,
The best friend that I’ll ever have.

I just think of the things I like to do,
And the people who love me and who I love, too.
Life can’t be so bad though I cry and holler,
Besides, Grampa says,
(What did he say?)
I’m worth a million dollars.

Well, my nose is too big, but I’m still okay,
And I have crooked teeth, but I’m still okay,
And my feet are so huge, but I’m still okay,
I’m the best friend that I’ll ever have, says my dad,
The best friend that I’ll ever have.

I just think of the things I like to do,
And the people who love me, and who I love too.
Life can’t be so bad though I cry and holler,
Besides Grampa says,
(What did he say?)
I’m worth a million dollars.

Well, my nose is too big, but I’m still okay,
And I have crooked teeth, but I’m still okay,
And my feet are so huge, but I’m still okay,
I’m the best friend that I’ll ever have, says my dad,
The best friend that I’ll ever have.